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Comedian_In_Chief

Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Cupertino
Birthday: 6/21/1989
Gender: Male

Interests: #1 Goal: To make the next 4 years of ur life easier by sharing the words of wisdom from our leader.__ __#2 Goal: Bring down Bush__ __#3 Goal: Remove all Evidence of Bush__ __#4 Goal: Salvage the Post-Bush Country
Expertise: Bush Bashing
Occupation: Government
Industry: Government

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Member Since: 11/3/2004

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Thursday, December 08, 2005


	9:41 PM - 12 views - 6 eprops - 3 comments - email it

Thursday, November 24, 2005

No exit strategy

President Bush tried to escape from a news conference in Beijing after facing hostile questions from reporters, only to be thwarted by locked doors.

see video here

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/v/bushnoexit.htm

Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind When He Tried to Open That Locked Door In China

10. "Damn, Al-Queda"
9. "Am I that hungover?"
8. "Wish I'd thought of an exit strategy"
7. "It was easier to get out of the national guard"
6. "Hey, at least I didn't throw up like daddy"
5. "I just heard Oprah's going on Letterman"
4. "I know how to solve this problem — tax cuts for the rich"
3. "I hope this doesn't hurt my chances of getting reelected"
2. "I need another five week vacation"
1. "Talk to Condi about invading China

1:05 PM - 13 views - 2 eprops - 1 comment - email it

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Bush's Iraq Speech

References to “September 11″: 5

References to “weapons of mass destruction”: 0

References to “freedom”: 21

References to “exit strategy”: 0

References to “Saddam Hussein”: 2

References to “Osama Bin Laden”: 2

References to “a mistake”: 1 (setting a timetable for withdrawal)

References to “mission”: 11

References to “mission accomplished”:

12:52 AM - 24 views - 14 eprops - 8 comments - email it

Thursday, April 28, 2005

click here to watch video of First Lady Laura Bush's comedy routine at the 2005 White House Correspondents' Dinner, in which she roasts her husband and admits to being a "desperate housewife."

found some pretty funny pictures, mostly to do with Bush and him holding hadns with that prince from Saudi arabia. Wonder what about the Saudi prince is so attractive...perhapes it can be all those oil reserves???

haha notice how they're holding hands, yet the article on the right is banning gay marriage?

6:06 PM - 15 views - 10 eprops - 5 comments - email it

Monday, April 04, 2005

	A pretty funny spoof of Bush singing P.I.M.P. I find this very funny
	10:11 PM - 19 views - 4 eprops - 2 comments - email it

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